Ozzy: Yeah its time for the third edition already this round table discussion train is catching up some speed and we finally get first words from our other two experts of whom Isabelle Leroy comes up with some cricket updates.
Isabelle: Before I start why is this blog called four men sporting diaries? Are you people ignoring me or have you counted yourself as an expert Ozzy.
Ozzy: No Isabelle it's because four men sounded cool you cant expect me to call this three men and a woman sporting diaries cut the feminine lecture out tell us about cricket then go home cook some food and clean as you are supposed to do.
Isabelle: And i was told we had only one sexist here, anyways England and India fought like for the whole year and what only cricket could give us we still got a draw. England won all the matches in England, India won all the matches in India and we have a stalemate. Are you serious? For ages both teams play matches and that's what we get the home team always winning. Even Pakistan Srilanka 2nd test seems to be headed towards another draw. Come on people 2 test matches played over 5 days and you expect us to cheer that you declared a draw after us watching it for 5 days. No wonders test ratings are going down. We atleast had a result in the Australia South Africa ODI series with Australia winning the series 2-1. What surprises me is with their team and players how the hell do South Africa manage to even lose a single match let alone be embarrassed at the World Cup and then beaten at home by the new weak Australian team.
Ozzy: Wow that's not how we expected review by you Isabelle what happened at the Rugby World Cup?
Isabelle: New Zealand were crowned as favorites before the tournament and they won the world cup.
Ozzy: Wait is that it? Four years and you get one world cup and that is all you have got to report.
Isabelle: What is there to report the favorites won it. It was like pro wrestling where outcome was already given anyways I don't watch rugby.
Ozzy: You don't watch rugby... Then why did you volunteer to cover it.
Isabelle: I didn't you asked me if I could do it I said alright.
Ozzy: Oh... Well moving on I want to get done with introducing the last expert today Lord Michael Stevens my favorite guy because this guy is sane... What? What did you expect from this free blog detailed analysis and all the statistics be happy with what you get. LMS do you have anything for us?
LMS: Well to be honest nothing much to report about in tennis because to be frank who cares about who won an ATP tour title or a WTA title but yes Roger Federer is now world number 4 the end is near Fed Express sorry fans. Golf had no Tiger Woods so yeah not much to report about except Rory Mcllroy playing in Shanghai.
Ozzy: What is happening here LMS giving a lousy report, Isabelle keeping her obsessive behavior shut maybe it really is Halloween. Next time I promise we will have all our four experts... (drum rolls please) together. Yeah I know you don't care until next time...
Hamba Kahle
Isabelle: Before I start why is this blog called four men sporting diaries? Are you people ignoring me or have you counted yourself as an expert Ozzy.
Ozzy: No Isabelle it's because four men sounded cool you cant expect me to call this three men and a woman sporting diaries cut the feminine lecture out tell us about cricket then go home cook some food and clean as you are supposed to do.
Isabelle: And i was told we had only one sexist here, anyways England and India fought like for the whole year and what only cricket could give us we still got a draw. England won all the matches in England, India won all the matches in India and we have a stalemate. Are you serious? For ages both teams play matches and that's what we get the home team always winning. Even Pakistan Srilanka 2nd test seems to be headed towards another draw. Come on people 2 test matches played over 5 days and you expect us to cheer that you declared a draw after us watching it for 5 days. No wonders test ratings are going down. We atleast had a result in the Australia South Africa ODI series with Australia winning the series 2-1. What surprises me is with their team and players how the hell do South Africa manage to even lose a single match let alone be embarrassed at the World Cup and then beaten at home by the new weak Australian team.
Ozzy: Wow that's not how we expected review by you Isabelle what happened at the Rugby World Cup?
Isabelle: New Zealand were crowned as favorites before the tournament and they won the world cup.
Ozzy: Wait is that it? Four years and you get one world cup and that is all you have got to report.
Isabelle: What is there to report the favorites won it. It was like pro wrestling where outcome was already given anyways I don't watch rugby.
Ozzy: You don't watch rugby... Then why did you volunteer to cover it.
Isabelle: I didn't you asked me if I could do it I said alright.
Ozzy: Oh... Well moving on I want to get done with introducing the last expert today Lord Michael Stevens my favorite guy because this guy is sane... What? What did you expect from this free blog detailed analysis and all the statistics be happy with what you get. LMS do you have anything for us?
LMS: Well to be honest nothing much to report about in tennis because to be frank who cares about who won an ATP tour title or a WTA title but yes Roger Federer is now world number 4 the end is near Fed Express sorry fans. Golf had no Tiger Woods so yeah not much to report about except Rory Mcllroy playing in Shanghai.
Ozzy: What is happening here LMS giving a lousy report, Isabelle keeping her obsessive behavior shut maybe it really is Halloween. Next time I promise we will have all our four experts... (drum rolls please) together. Yeah I know you don't care until next time...
Hamba Kahle
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