Ozzy: No one wants to hear what I have got to say so lets just forget it and lets go straight to our football expert Prince Andrey Gorbachev (he still makes me call him that).
Disclaimer Number One for Today: When I talk about football for my American readers I am talking about SOCCER which is actually called football and not american football that is supposed to be called rugby. So Soccer is football and football is rugby and rugby is... lets just ask Prince what the hell happened.
Andrey Gorbachev: First of all I don't like this in bracket joke thing you did with me here.
Ozzy: Get on with the news... Please
Andrey Gorbachev: Please always work... so I was talking about this humiliation that Manchester United faced by the hands of Manchester City being whipped 6-1.
Static One Alert: This was United's worse scoreline in a billion years or so.
Ozzy: Computer shut up this was actually their worse defeat in 40 or 50 years why does it matter you get the point right, also Sir Alex Ferguson called this "his worse defeat ever as a coach or a player".
Andrey Gorbachev: Talking of what went wrong nothing did, all the other experts are absolute idiots over analyzing everything what really happened was that United conceded a goal unexpectedly then they get a player red carded down to 10 men and so getting a goal against a great team like Manchester City becomes improbable and trying to do that they concede two more goals and Manchester United players are so smart that they think as if somehow they can make a comeback in the game and go on to concede 3 more goals trying to attack, making it 6-1. The famous Manchester United never dying spirit kills them this time again and again if only they could have been content with losing 2-0 or 3-0 for the night. Which brings me to a great joke.
Disclaimer Number 2 for Today: Manchester United fans don't be upset Prince supports the team that is winning. Till last week he was a Manchester United supporter and he made this joke when Manchester United defeated Arsenal 8-1. He will change his allegiance again so no need to fuzz over whatever he says.
Andrey Gorbachev:
Ferguson wife: Wake up Alex, its 7 already.
Fergie: What? They scored another one
Ozzy: Ok so that was as awkward as I would have expected any analysis done by the Prince (Andrey Gorbachev) but i must say that despite the unpleasantness and an highly inappropriate joke in the end a few of the things he said were definitely interesting and I will never hear another expert provide such analysis. Also our funniest expert last time had it pretty rough having to deal with a tragic topic today you will see him in his true elements it is Johnny time.
Johnny Blake: Thanks Ozzy, today we begin with what else but the big daddy of motor racing F1 racing where we will have the first ever Indian Grand Prix this week. Great for India to be hosting such an event after Commonwealth Games and the Cricket World Cup, similarly the chance to get more into the Indian market is also good for F1 so its a classic win win situation for the sports and the nation. Talking of predictions mine probably is that Sebastian Vettel won't win this one and with him having won most of the races this season that is quite a bold prediction. If you want to bet pick Alonso to win the race.
Disclaimer Number 3 for Today: As told in the introductions I again strongly advise you against believing in our expert picks they are highly incompetent in predicting and will probably help you in losing some money.
Johnny Blake: Over the lockouts that have happened in NFL and NBA i just have to say that we as fans are sick of the rich owners fighting rich players over money. To the players I say: You make more in a week then I have made in my life so far so stop whining and get on with playing. First it was the NFL lockout and currently we are stuck with the NBA lockout which threatens another season for Lebron James without an NBA title. Come on both the owners and the players stop making a mockery of all us untalented and/or poor humans who care about your damn teams and sport.
Ozzy: Or in other words lockouts are bad and issues should be resolved without effecting the sport. That is it for this edition of four men sporting diaries next time we will have our only women expert with us apart from also our most sensible and my favorite expert Lord Michael Stevens. I know I promised we will have all our four experts together but relax people I'm trying to find someplace big enough for five people to fit in till then read on whatever you can get it is free after all.
Ma ' A As-Salaama
Disclaimer Number One for Today: When I talk about football for my American readers I am talking about SOCCER which is actually called football and not american football that is supposed to be called rugby. So Soccer is football and football is rugby and rugby is... lets just ask Prince what the hell happened.
Andrey Gorbachev: First of all I don't like this in bracket joke thing you did with me here.
Ozzy: Get on with the news... Please
Andrey Gorbachev: Please always work... so I was talking about this humiliation that Manchester United faced by the hands of Manchester City being whipped 6-1.
Static One Alert: This was United's worse scoreline in a billion years or so.
Ozzy: Computer shut up this was actually their worse defeat in 40 or 50 years why does it matter you get the point right, also Sir Alex Ferguson called this "his worse defeat ever as a coach or a player".
Andrey Gorbachev: Talking of what went wrong nothing did, all the other experts are absolute idiots over analyzing everything what really happened was that United conceded a goal unexpectedly then they get a player red carded down to 10 men and so getting a goal against a great team like Manchester City becomes improbable and trying to do that they concede two more goals and Manchester United players are so smart that they think as if somehow they can make a comeback in the game and go on to concede 3 more goals trying to attack, making it 6-1. The famous Manchester United never dying spirit kills them this time again and again if only they could have been content with losing 2-0 or 3-0 for the night. Which brings me to a great joke.
Disclaimer Number 2 for Today: Manchester United fans don't be upset Prince supports the team that is winning. Till last week he was a Manchester United supporter and he made this joke when Manchester United defeated Arsenal 8-1. He will change his allegiance again so no need to fuzz over whatever he says.
Andrey Gorbachev:
Ferguson wife: Wake up Alex, its 7 already.
Fergie: What? They scored another one
Ozzy: Ok so that was as awkward as I would have expected any analysis done by the Prince (Andrey Gorbachev) but i must say that despite the unpleasantness and an highly inappropriate joke in the end a few of the things he said were definitely interesting and I will never hear another expert provide such analysis. Also our funniest expert last time had it pretty rough having to deal with a tragic topic today you will see him in his true elements it is Johnny time.
Johnny Blake: Thanks Ozzy, today we begin with what else but the big daddy of motor racing F1 racing where we will have the first ever Indian Grand Prix this week. Great for India to be hosting such an event after Commonwealth Games and the Cricket World Cup, similarly the chance to get more into the Indian market is also good for F1 so its a classic win win situation for the sports and the nation. Talking of predictions mine probably is that Sebastian Vettel won't win this one and with him having won most of the races this season that is quite a bold prediction. If you want to bet pick Alonso to win the race.
Disclaimer Number 3 for Today: As told in the introductions I again strongly advise you against believing in our expert picks they are highly incompetent in predicting and will probably help you in losing some money.
Johnny Blake: Over the lockouts that have happened in NFL and NBA i just have to say that we as fans are sick of the rich owners fighting rich players over money. To the players I say: You make more in a week then I have made in my life so far so stop whining and get on with playing. First it was the NFL lockout and currently we are stuck with the NBA lockout which threatens another season for Lebron James without an NBA title. Come on both the owners and the players stop making a mockery of all us untalented and/or poor humans who care about your damn teams and sport.
Ozzy: Or in other words lockouts are bad and issues should be resolved without effecting the sport. That is it for this edition of four men sporting diaries next time we will have our only women expert with us apart from also our most sensible and my favorite expert Lord Michael Stevens. I know I promised we will have all our four experts together but relax people I'm trying to find someplace big enough for five people to fit in till then read on whatever you can get it is free after all.
Ma ' A As-Salaama
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